“Hey Stitches, I know who I am, do you know who you are? Wanted to let you know that The Who is having their final tour at the Garden in August.
“You gotta get us out of the red for that $1,700 ticket!” — Kenneth Pragl
You better, you better, you bet that Baba O’Stitches won’t get fooled again, Ken.
An 80-game ban for PEDs! This song was playing all day in Philly.
“Alvarado … why don’t you come to your senses.”
Still more music news: President Donald Trump called Bruce Springsteen a “dried out prune.” No info yet on when the “Grown in the USA” tour kicks off.
The Pitts. The Pirates were not projected to be this bad.
The Reds visit. Nick Martinez shut out the Blight Sox, but is 0-2 on the road.
Pittsburgh’s Bailey Falter has given up one run in his past 20 innings at home.
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It ain’t over until it’s over. Right, Ober? Bailey Ober and the Twins were up, 2-1, when the rain came.
The game will be picked up Tuesday.
Down -137 entwistles.
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