Swipe left on snooze-worthy dating bios — the 2026 Winter Olympics are about to roll out a gold-medal roster of brawn, beauty and blistering talent.
From gravity-defying slopes to ice-cold speedways, this year’s Games aren’t just racking up medals — they’re turning the mountains into a full-blown thirst trap.
Think chiseled physiques, fearless flair and superstar charm, all moving at 60 miles per hour.
The women are serving power and poise in equal measure — high-flying ski queens, lightning-fast ice dominators and snowboard legends ready to snatch both podium spots and hearts.
And the men? Pure slope smoke shows — daredevil flyers, trick kings and snow-sport studs blending boy-next-door charm with Olympic-level muscle.
In Milan, it won’t just be about who takes home the gold — it’ll be about who leaves fans breathless doing it.
Eileen Gu
If Olympic dominance had a face card, it’d be Eileen Gu.
The Chinese-American gravity-defying ski superstar isn’t just collecting medals — the 22-year-old is collecting fans by the millions, thanks to jaw-dropping tricks, editorial model looks and a résumé that somehow includes Ivy League brains alongside world-class athleticism.
One minute she’s soaring 40 feet in the air like a Marvel character, the next she’s on the cover of Vogue Hong Kong, rocking sharp winged liner, rosy lipstick and looking positively catwalk-ready.
Gu has already become the Winter Games’ ultimate triple threat: fierce, fashionable and flat-out unstoppable.
Fans continue to leave a plethora of comments beneath her Instagram posts, noting that she looks “stronger, hotter and better than ever.”
Alex Hall
This slopestyle sensation is known for pulling off tricks so wild, they look CGI — all while rocking effortless heartthrob energy that’s made him a fan favorite on and off the mountain.
With movie-star dimples, a killer jawline and medal-worthy muscle, the 27-year-old American freestyle skier blends a mega-watt Hollywood smile with daredevil dominance, soaring higher than just about anyone in the game.
Back at the 2022 Winter Olympics in China, Hall didn’t just show up — he showed out, snagging Olympic gold for Team USA in freestyle skiing and cementing himself as one of the sport’s biggest stars.
As one admirer recently put it: “got lost in his eyes.” Another watching him on the slopes wrote, “Omg he’s a god.”
Jutta Leerdam
If speed could break hearts, it would look a lot like Jutta Leerdam.
The Dutch ice rocket isn’t just one of the fastest women on skates — she’s a total global sex symbol, blasting around the oval with thigh-burning power and Barbie doll shine.
With sculpted muscles, supermodel beauty and world-record pace, the fiancée of American boxer and controversial influencer Jake Paul has turned speed skating into a spectator sport for more than just medal lovers.
She’s not just easy on the eyes — she’s an absolute menace on the ice.
The dynamo from the Netherlands crowned herself the 2022 World Sprint Champion across the 500 and 1,000 meters, then doubled down by owning the 1,000-meter world title in both 2020 and 2023.
One lap in, and fans are already in a meltdown — calling the 27-year-old “unreal beautiful,” “stunning,” and crowning her the hottest thing to hit the ice since frozen margaritas.
Scotty James
The perfect snowboarding cover model is arguably Scotty James.
The Aussie halfpipe dreamboat flies higher than airline miles, launching monster airs with a six-pack strong enough to melt the ice beneath him.
All while looking like a Tinseltown hunk, James, 31, has turned every run into a jaw-dropping spectacle — leaving judges stunned, rivals sweating and fans openly thirsting in the comments.
A four-time Olympian, the wintry stud even carried Australia’s flag at the 2018 Winter Games, where he capped the honor with a bronze medal run that had the crowd whistling and cheering and the judges locked in.
As for what the internet has to say? “Scotty’s so cuteee” one devotee penned under a video he shared in which he danced shirtless while others conveyed their thoughts with heart-eye emojis.
Lindsey Vonn
If comeback queens had a Mount Rushmore? Lindsey Vonn would be front and center — in ski goggles and a crown.
The American downhill legend, 41, isn’t just one of the most decorated racers in history; the blond bombshell is an absolute force of nature who made speed look sexy and pain look optional.
With thunder-thigh power, runway-ready confidence and a list of record-breaking wins, Vonn turned alpine skiing into must-see TV.
As fans know, the svelte entrepreneur and author grabbed four overall World Cup crowns, ripping off three straight titles from 2008 to 2010 before adding another in 2012 — putting her in elite company among the greatest women to ever race downhill.
Now back in the Olympic spotlight, despite a torn ACL, she’s proving once again that legends don’t fade — they level up.
According to sports fans, she’s often praised as the “Hottest Sportswoman out there” and a “goddess of beauty” for her insanely symmetrical facial features, killer legs and beaming smile.
Mac Forehand
American freestyle phenom Mac Forehand launches himself off mountains like gravity is merely a suggestion, throwing down sky-high tricks with the confidence of a guy who knows all eyes are already on him.
With beach-boy good looks, explosive athleticism and nerves of steel, Mac Forehand has become one of Team USA’s most electric snow stars — part adrenaline junkie, part 2000s Abercrombie & Fitch model material.
Every run is a highlight reel, every landing a mic drop. And fans have certainly noticed him in many Olympic ads out there (how could you not?)
Those tuning into the Olympics this year are flooding Forehand’s socials and even making their own edited video montages of him, writing things about the 24-year-old like “I have a crush” and “I’m obsessed.”
But make no mistake — behind the pretty face is a ruthless competitor chasing podiums.
He’s already been mixing it up with the world’s best — throwing down at the 2021 Freestyle World Championships, where he just missed the podium with a fourth-place big air finish, before taking his talents straight to the 2022 Winter Olympics to battle on sport’s biggest stage.
Chloe Kim
Let’s say halfpipe royalty had a crown. You already know it would be sitting on Chloe Kim’s perfectly tousled helmet hair.
The snowboarding superstar, 25, doesn’t just dominate her sport — she does it with effortless cool-girl charisma, sending sky-high tricks while looking like she just stepped out of a streetwear campaign.
With powerhouse legs, cheekbones that could cut glass, luscious brunette waves and a bunch of historic wins, Kim turned the halfpipe into her personal playground — and fans into full-blown superfans.
Spectators call her “the hottest snowboarder ever,” “a legend and a baddie,” and “the main character of winter sports.”
All in all, she’s not just winning medals — she’s winning the internet.
Marcus Kleveland
Can you imagine Viking strength meeting snowboard skill? You’d get Marcus Kleveland.
The Norwegian trick king, 26, is famous for launching absolutely massive airs — the kind that make crowds gasp, judges blink twice, and gravity file a complaint.
Built like a Nordic superhero with a chiseled jawline and, according to fans, “kissable full lips,” Kleveland blends raw power with silky-smooth style, making every run look both terrifying and ridiculously cool.
He burst onto the scene as a trick-throwing teenage prodigy — becoming the first rider ever to land a quad cork 1800 in competition while stacking X Games golds in slopestyle and big air like trophies on a shelf.
From podium sweeps at the X Games to strong Olympic showings before he could legally toast the wins, Kleveland has spent his career showing the laws of physics are more like guidelines.
Fans drool over his Thor-esque good looks while replaying his insane tricks on loop, dubbing him a “snow god” and the “reason winter just got hot.”
