Lying ex-Rep. George Santos admits his chin is fake — as he shares his biggest fear about prison ahead of 87-month sentence

WASHINGTON — Even his chin is fake!

George Santos — the onetime Brazilian drag queen-turned-politician-turned-convicted felon — has revealed his biggest fear about reporting to prison Friday to start his 87-month stint behind bars.

The bloviating former Long Island Republican congressman admitted that he’s had so much work done on his face that it’s currently about 30% “filler” — which is likely to “migrate” during his incarceration.

“I’ve done A to Z. I have jaw fillers. I have an actual fake chin implant for elongation purposes. I have in my face, I think at this point, like 30% filler — the migration is a real bitch, so you’ve got to compensate all the time,” Santos, 37, said on the “Sources Say with Juliegrace Brufke” podcast.

Santos said he usually gets Botox as well but has taken a break, gasping: “What am I gonna freeze my face for? F–king inmates?”

The ex-rep — who was expelled from Congress in December 2023 and who pleaded guilty to wire fraud and aggravated identity theft in August 2024 — is worried about how prison will take a toll on his appearance.

“There’s a reason [recently pardoned celebrity tax evader Todd] Chrisley only showed up the next day with a couple of bruises on his face — because he got freshed up, freshened up,” said Santos, who similarly is pleading for clemency from President Trump.

“You know he left prison, went straight to his esthetician, then to Nordstrom shopping so he can do that press conference the very next day.”

The serial fabricator falsely claimed in the past to be a successful businessman, to be part Jewish and to have a mother who died of a 9/11-caused illness.

“A lot of people have lied about me being an attention whore or me seeking fame. None of that is true,” insisted Santis, who went on to make the titillating claim that congressional staff — and even members of Congress — have been having sex in “cages” near their workplaces.

“People are literally having sex in the cages, which is the storage units in the basements of all the house office buildings. And members of Congress seem to be okay with it. They don’t care, because there’s a sex culture in DC, and it’s perverted,” Santos said.

“If there’s enough rumors out there, I think there’s a lot of truth to it — but there’s enough rumors out there to substantiate that members have engaged in that behavior in the cages.”

Santos, who is openly gay, panned his former wife Uadla as clueless during the wide-ranging chat — suggesting their marriage was, contrary to speculation, fraudulent on personal but not legal grounds.

“I picked a lot of her outfits. She should have seen that as a sign, but she didn’t,” Santos laughed. “I think I was more interested in her wardrobe than she was in her own wardrobe.”

The disgraced politician has been making the rounds and tweeting up a storm as he prepares for the penitentiary.

“I’m heading to prison, folks and I need you to hear this loud and clear: I’m not suicidal,” he tweeted this month. “I’m not depressed. I have no intentions of harming myself, and I will not willingly engage in any sexual activity while I’m in there.”