Ever wonder which countries have the biggest penises?
Well, you’re in luck. Scientists have tallied tallywacker sizes around the globe to determine which nation’s people are the most well-endowed.
Hint: It’s not the citizens of the United States.
Rather, the good people of Sudan are the most jumbo down under, tipping the tape at an average of 7.07 inches in erect length — nearly 2 inches longer than the global average of between 5.1 and 5.5 inches.
The rankings, which were published by dataset compendium Data Panda, were based on a 2014 report in the journal BJU International Sexual Medicine. The researchers reviewed existing studies from around the world that measured penis size by health professionals in samples of 50 people or more.
The one caveat was that many of the measurements were self-reported — meaning they could’ve been slightly, well, inflated.
Second place in the phallus-measuring contest was the Democratic Republic of the Congo, where the men boasted 7.05-inch penises on average.
Meanwhile, Ecuador (6.93 inches), The Republic Of The Congo (6.83) and Ghana (6.81) rounded out the top five on this member Mount Rushmore.
Unfortunately, the United States, where everything is supersized, was a bit lacking in the manhood department — placing a dismal 68th place with an average penis measurement of 5.57 inches.
Canada ranked even lower, with an average length of 5.48 inches.
Fortunately, Americans didn’t come dead last in this phallic olympiad.
That honor went to Thailand, where penises measured 3.72 inches on average. Asian nations, in general, represented a good portion of the least-endowed nations.
Following close behind Thailand were North Korea (3.78), Cambodia (3.88 in) and Nepal (3.93).
Myanmar placed fifth at 3.97 inches.
Of course, girth was equally as valuable as length — and European countries dominated the battle of the bulge in that category.
France topped the list with an average erect circumference of 5.37 inches around, followed by the Netherlands at 5.33 inches and then Ecuador in third (5.29 inches)
Belgium and Denmark “rounded” out the ranking with 5.22 inches each.
The United States ranked No. 39 on the girth gauge at about 4.81 inches.
Here are the top 10 penis lengths by country:
- Sudan: 7.07
- DR Congo: 7.05
- Ecuador: 6.93
- Republic of the Congo: 6.83
- Ghana: 6.81
- Nigeria: 6.69
- Venezuela: 6.66
- Lebanon: 6.62
- Colombia: 6.59
- Cameroon: 6.55 inches
