Nikki Glaser had another NFL-related roast in her.
And this time, almost no one was spared.
Four months after she made headlines for her jokes at the Tom Brady Netflix roast, the comedian joined Prime Video’s “Thursday Night Football” postgame show as she rattled off joke after joke at both the Jets’ and Patriots’ expenses in a segment called “Late Hits with Nikki Glaser.”
That included brutal takedowns of both Aaron Rodgers and former Patriots coach Bill Belichick.
“The Jets have a new quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, or as I like to call him, ‘Throw Rogan,’” Glaser said of the New York signal-caller who’s made multiple appearances on Joe Rogan’s podcast.
“It’s ironic that he goes to silent retreats because he can’t stop talking about it,” she added.
Glaser later joked about the viral sideline moment Rodgers and Jets coach Robert Saleh.
“I think Saleh just reminded him [Robert F. Kennedy Jr.] dropped out of the race,” Glaser added.
Rodgers had been reportedly in consideration for Kennedy’s vice presidential pick earlier this year but was not chosen.
She also said it was good Belichick wasn’t there for the Jets’ “beatdown” of the Patriots because “he was too busy watching ‘Blippi’ with his girlfriend.”
The 72-year-old Belichick has made headlines for his relationship with Jordon Hudson, who is nearly 50 years his junior.
Before she took any of the football stars to task, though, she had a joke for host Charissa Thompson.
“I just have to say it’s so nice to finally meet the photo I show my plastic surgeon,” she said to a stunned Thompson. “But seriously, you were pretty intimidating, you look like the final boss at a country club.”
However, Glaser did poke fun at herself and said she looked like 49ers tight end George Kittle, before ripping off jokes about the rest of the panel — Richard Sherman, Andrew Whitworth, Tony Gonzalez and Ryan Fitzpatrick.
For the latter, the ex-Jets quarterback, she said teammates called him “Sacked Galifianakis,” for his slight resemblance to actor Zach Galifianakis.
Glaser even spoke on C.J. Mosley’s toe injury that kept him out of the Week 3 win.
“The team doctor said it was a Grade 1 owie, but they are expecting a full recovery after the doctor kisses it to make it all better,” Glaser joked.”Wait hold on sorry, I’m hearing it’s upgraded to a boo-boo.”
Glaser even said the Jets and their fans desperately needed this win because of how the fans have felt for the last 40 years.
“The Jets are a lot like Bruce Springsteen, they’re based in New Jersey and they spent the last four decades making grown men cry,” she said.
She had one final jab, this one at the expense of New Jersey.
“But it was really the Patriots who won,” Glaser concluded, because they got to leave New Jersey.
