“Stitch. You’re like the stock market. Up and down. Maybe President [Donald] Trump should put a tariff on you for a few days and then you come roaring back.”
— Jimmy Heimbuch
Thanks, Jimmy. Overall, the Stitch-daq has returned robust earnings thus far.
The Nationals play the Marlins, and I haven’t been this excited since Andrew Cuomo entered the New York City mayoral race.
The Nats’ Trevor Williams has made two starts and hasn’t lost but allowed six runs over 10 innings.
Williams went 6-1, ERA 2.03 last year.
The Fish counter with Sandy Alcantara.
He missed all of last season with a “right forearm flexor strain” and has given up four runs over 9 ²/₃ this year.
We will play $50 on Williams and the pesky Nats.
The only good thing about Friday’s Yankees game is that I wasn’t there.
Giants vs. Yankees odds, prediction:
Apparently Marcus Stroman has never seen rain before. Gave up five runs in the opening frame.
Giants 9, Yanks 1. Up +159 sparkylyles.
Why Trust New York Post Betting
The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.
